You bastards made me see this. Was it great? No, it was not.
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Well, everyone knows a movie combining Kiss and Scooby Doo can't be good. What this article presupposes is, maybe it is?
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Take it from a former mental patient: the depiction of mental hospital life in the Chris Kattan "identical twins separated at birth" comedy Crazy Enough, which you bastards made me watch, lacks a certain verisimilitude
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Yeah, I'm not entirely sure this needed to be made.
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Monday-hating maniac Garfield and sentient meme Grumpy Cat did a comic book together and you bastards made me read and write all about it.
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If you thought Tyler Perry's movies were self-indulgent, imagine his filmed plays, which are a half hour longer, full of original gospel songs and even more shameless and insane.
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Everyone knows a movie called Larry Gaye, Renegade Male Flight Attendant can't possibly be funny. This Control Nathan Rabin piece (the first of two this week) presupposes that maybe it can?
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Feld-Month ends with the adorably muddled independent comedy/drama/romance The M Word, the Corey Feldman/Henry Jaglom collaboration that broke every box office record en route to sweeping the Academy Awards.
Read it now before it breaks the internet
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They made a fucking Willy Wonka remake with Tom and Jerry in it and you bastards made me watch it.
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How bad could the Adam Sandler Netflix movie no one talks about possibly be? I found out.
Spoiler: really bad. I mean, really, really, really, really bad.
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