Is John Travolta’s Gotti as terrible as everyone says it? Yes. Yes it is.
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If ever there was a movie meant for My World of Flops, and not public consumption, it’s the notorious 2017 flop The Book of Henry
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We Hate Movies just covered the glorious monstrosity that is Robocop 3, so I figured there’s no better time to re-run my piece on it.
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You sadists made me watch a direct-to-video The Hangover knock-off starring Fat Jew and featuring Eve, Marc Maron, Dustin Diamond and Metta World Peace. It wasn't great.
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Enjoy the adventures of Emo Screech and the rest of the gang in this ridiculously white-washed look at the making of Saved by the Bell
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You bastards forced me to watch the movie that asks, "Why shouldn't Lolita be a wacky Touchstone incest romp featuring the Baha Men, Gerard Depardieu and a precociously unbearable Katherine Heigl?"
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Towards the twilight of his career as a leading man in theatrically released films, Rodney Dangerfield made a movie about a boy dressing up like a girl to play soccer that, honestly, is pretty fucked up.
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You generous bastards made me watch the movie that continued Chuck Norris' vicious assault—on our funnybones—with yellow face from bad guy Joe Piscopo. Tasteful yellow face.
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You generous fucks had me watch 1980’s Flash Gordon and you know what? It was pretty fucking great. Except for the Flash Gordon part. That kind of sucked.
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Hulk Hogan. Christmas. Comedy. Children. Magical crystals. Catacombs. What could possibly go wrong?
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