You know what movie is surprisingly weird, funny, dark and good? Freaking Ernest Saves Christmas.
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One of you kind souls paid me to experience Rattle and Hum, U2’s unintentionally hilarious, oft-mocked exercise in delirious self-parody.
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Freakazoid continues to be silly.
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George Axelrod’s 1966 satire Lord Love a Duck is one of the weirdest movies ever released by an American studio as well as a goddamn mess.
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My patron-funded exploration of the films of Stuart Gordon hits its first loser in 1987’s Dolls, which created the template for Full Moon Features’ many doll-based horror films.
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Kirk Cameron wants everyone to know that, actually, crass materialism is the WHOLE POINT of Christmas. Fuck that guy. Fuck him with a ten foot candy cane.
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My patron-funded exploration of the films of Virginia Madsen continues with the grim 1994 revenge thriller Blue Tiger, where the actress wreaks vengeance on the Yakuza the sexiest possible way: through sex!
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I wrote about ANOTHER Virginia Madsen TV erotic thriller from the 1990s but this one has Ted McKinley in it! That’s something, right?
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Freak battles Cosgrove’s girlfriend and a dork and his Lovecraftian monster as my trip through Freakazoid! approaches the end.
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One of you kind souls paid me to watch and write about Over the Garden Wall, the perfect Halloween sleeper for you and your family.
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