2012’s Lockout got busted in French courts for plagiarizing Escape from New York and Escape from Los Angeles but is a whole lot of guilty fun all the same.
Read MoreVirginia Madsen made a LOT of interchangeable, generically titled erotic thrillers in the late 1980s and 1990s. The 1994 television movie Bitter Vengeance is certainly one of them, but it’s a cut above due to fine work by Bruce Greenwood as Madsen’s malevolent hubby.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to experience the kitsch majesty of The Love Witch.
Read MoreIf you enjoy watching children die onscreen then check out the hilariously awful 1982 melodrama Six Weeks, AKA The Book of Henrietta.
Read MoreHoo boy. This one was NOT good.
Read MoreMy patron-funded exploration of the cult superhero spoof Freakazoid! comes to a bittersweet but deeply satisfying conclusion,
Read MoreYou know what cult movie/childhood favorite really holds up? 1984’s The Last Starfighter, one of the first and last time people thought, “Whoa, those images come from a COMPUTER? Fucking amazing!”
Read MoreThe late cult filmmaker Albert Pyun spent his fascinating life and career making projects like the 1989 post-apocalyptic Jean-Claude Van Damme vehicle Cyborg, which was built from the scraps of an abandoned Spider-Man adaptation and Masters of the Universe sequel that’s all sorts of interesting if not exactly “good.”
Read MoreDespite a famously troubled production, Stuart Gordon’s goofy 1990 science-fiction sports comedy-drama Robot Jox gives us the robot-on-robot fighting action we angrily demand and deserve.
Read MoreAva DuVernay’s flop 2018 adaptation of A Wrinkle in Time is trippy, corny and moving and wildly entertaining if you’re in the right frame of mind (i.e stoned)
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