One of y’all generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to see one of several films that failed to elevate Dana Carvey to cinematic superstardom as a romantic leading man.
Read MoreFrightmaster Stuart Gordon ended his career as a director of feature films with a trilogy of nasty Neo-Noirs, beginning with the meat and potatoes 2003 thriller King of the Ants.
Read MoreThe sleepy 2001 drama Almost Salinas is a goddamn waste for everyone except people writing books about movies and covering Virginia Madsen’s complete filmography for an ambitious, years-long project. Thankfully I’m that guy!
Read MoreRichard Kelly was right. The future HAS proven more futuristic than scientists predicted.
Read MoreOne of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to finally get around to experiencing the exquisite madness of Manos: The Hands of Fate, a Mystery Science Theater 3000-roasted camp classic and popular contender for worst film of all time that was everything I hoped it would be and more.
Read MoreIn honor of Ed Wood’s birthday I am rerunning a piece collected in The Joy of Trash on Plan 9 from Outer Space, his masterpiece.
Read MoreThe late, lamented Bill Paxton showed extraordinary promise as a filmmaker as well as a character actor with his masterful 2001 directorial debut Frailty.
Read MoreDid you know that Billy Wilder had a brother whose movies fucking sucked? It’s true!
Read MoreKeanu Reeves wrestles boldly if unmistakably with a thick New Orleans accent in this fizzy, silly adaptation of Mario Vargas Llosa’s Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter.
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