You have the right to remain silent…forever!
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You’re killing me, people.
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My patron-funded exploration of the films of Tawny Kitaen gets spookily scarifying with a fond look back at the Parker Brothers-gone-evil Ouija board horror cult classic Witchboard.
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One of you kind souls paid me to watch and write about the 1998 adaptation of the Balzac comedy Cousin Bette.
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Critics, audiences and the autistic community were horrified by Sia’s flop musical Music. They were right.
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One of you kind souls paid me to see Glenn Danzig’s infamous 2019 directorial debut Verotika, which more than lives up and down to its reputation for being wildly, entertainingly terrible.
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The HBO show business drama with all of the bad buzz is a fucking chore, also skeezy as fuck.
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James Coburn’s final film is a dour story about grief and mourning with a super extra crazy terrible twist ending that fucking sucks.
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A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. Guy Ritchie’s fascination with the Kabbalah, for example, inspired one of his shittiest movies, 2005’s Revolver.
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We’re britches and boots and if that ain’t good enough for you, maybe you should just pack up and git!
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