I am please to report that 1985’s Lifeforce, the flop movie about the sexy naked vampire lady from space is not just good: it’s GREAT! You can trust my taste and judgment. After all, I am a Juggalo.
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In its fourth episode True Detective gets more conventional but remains riveting and intense.
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It’s like the Saw movies, but PG-13 and not as good!
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Brad Pitt made his starring debut in the 1989 high school horror comedy Cutting Clase, which is, to be brutally honest, not great.
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It’s not an encouraging sign when you find yourself identifying strongly with the most depressed, despairing character in television history.
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Some b movies are so fucking weird that they border on avant-garde. The soft-core sex slasher musical Slumber Party Massacre II is one such film. It’s a trip!
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God help me, I’m now one of those people who non-ironically like the Andrew “Dice” Clay vehicle The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.
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Wrestling month continues with a patron-funded look at Hulk Hogan’s debut vehicle, 1989’s No Holds Barred. It’s a gleefully terrible guilty pleasure where the superstar wrestler’s jock ass is upstaged at every turn by wonderfully hammy villains played by Kurt Fuller and Tommy “Tiny” Lister in a career-making role.
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The 1992 sequel to Waxwork is intriguingly insane and Bruce Campbell-tastic but ultimately something of a disappointment.
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