John Travolta month continues with an exploration of one of the many terrible films he’s released this year, The Poison Rose, a Southern-fried Chinatown for Dummies that casts Travolta’s cliched PI as a young whippersnapper with a thick mane of chestnut hair who gets mixed up in a mystery involving sinister powerbroker Morgan Freeman and a Peter Lorre-like creepy doctor played by an unrecognizable Brendan Fraser
Read MoreTrucks. Monsters. Monster trucks. What's not to love?
Read MoreIf you miss Obama and also want to see an Obama figure fire a rocket launcher while doing donuts on the White House lawn then boy do I have a movie for you!
Read MoreLorne Michaels and the auteur behind Napoleon Dynamite teamed up for a fact-based heist comedy starring Owen Wilson, Kristen Wiig and Zack Galifinakis about how poor people are tacky and dumb.
Read MoreGod help me, I legitimately enjoyed Neil Marshall’s heavy metal, hard R reboot of Hellboy.
Read MoreAt the height of Tarantino mania, the Oscar-winning auteur played a magical hipster in Destiny Turns Out the Radio, a movie that went a long way towards killing audience’s desire to see Tarantino act ever again, regardless of context.
Read MoreSam Raimi’s famously disastrous third Spider-Man movie, featuring Tobey McGuire as a disco-dancing Emo web-slinger and a bleached blonde Eddie Haskell Venom is a goddamn mess but also surprisingly entertaining and weird, particularly in this era of cookie-cutter superhero sequels.
Read MoreIn his SECOND big Florida-set flop of 2019, Matthew McConaughey is the world’s greatest, unlikeliest poet in Harmony Korine’s wonderfully fucked up, spectacularly silly stoner comedy The Beach Bum.
Read MoreThe X-Men movies ended not with a bang but with a wheezing flatulent noise in the form of Dark Phoenix
Read MoreYou know Holmes & Watson, that Will Ferrell/John C. Reilly Sherlock Holmes movie from last year that was suppose to be real bad? Hoo boy! What a stinkeroo!
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