You bastards forced me to watch the movie that asks, "Why shouldn't Lolita be a wacky Touchstone incest romp featuring the Baha Men, Gerard Depardieu and a precociously unbearable Katherine Heigl?"
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In a desperate bid to stay on the air Baywatch Nights turned into an X-Files clone in its second season.
It did not go well.
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It's your favorite cartoon characters as you've never seen them before: dourly delivering shrill anti-drug messages in a hilariously off-brand "Just Say No" extravaganza of nightmarish proportions!
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A Predator is in town with a few days to kill in the enjoyably junky, very 1990 science-fiction/cop movie hybrid Predator.
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My patron-funded exploration of the cult cartoon Freakazoid just keeps getting freakier and freakier!
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I had so much fun writing up the second season of Baywatch Nights for The Joy of Trash that I decided I would delve into its almost as bonkers first season as well. And I had a blast! It’s like the fourth segment of the “Simpsons Spin-Off Spectacular” except that it’s real !
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At the height of Tarantino mania, the Oscar-winning auteur played a magical hipster in Destiny Turns Out the Radio, a movie that went a long way towards killing audience’s desire to see Tarantino act ever again, regardless of context.
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One of you kind sadists paid me one hundred dollars to watch and write about 1999’s Boy Wonderz, a hilariously inept direct to video exploitation cheapie that’s the Rapsittie Street Kids Believe in Santa of opportunistic boy band dramas. I mean that as both withering criticism and high praise.
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You kindly sadists had us watch a 1994 video game adaptation that is quite poor, but oh so very 1994 in every conceivable way.
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