Two of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to watch and write about the famously fucked-up Canadian kid’s movie The Peanut Butter Solution, which is, indeed, fucked up, albeit in a most delightful way.
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One of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to finally get around to experiencing the exquisite madness of Manos: The Hands of Fate, a Mystery Science Theater 3000-roasted camp classic and popular contender for worst film of all time that was everything I hoped it would be and more.
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One of you generous souls paid me to see a movie about a priest who turns into a vengeance-crazed dinosaur when he’s angry. No, it’s not a documentary.
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One of you kindly sadists forced me to watch a movie that asks us to buy Kevin Costner as the kind of demented fuck who would "stick a live snake up a woman's coochie." Is Costner convincing as such a dark, lost soul? Read and find out!
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One of you generous weirdoes paid me to experience the fascinating, pitch-black 1970 character study The Traveling Executioner, with a never-better Stacy Keach in the title role.
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One of you generous weirdoes paid me to see a very strange, obscure movie called Lurkers.
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Bruce and Terry square off against the bat-suit and a whole new pack of Jokerz as I continue my trip through the trippy cult cartoon Batman Beyond.
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In honor of the late Tanya Roberts (who we’re absolutely certain is dead this time), we take a nostalgic look back at her 1984 vehicle Sheena: Queen of the Jungle, an inexplicably PG-rated colonialist wet dream that puts the T&A into “Tarzan knockoff”
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My patron-funded jaunt through the filmography of disgraced former Noxzema pitch-woman Rebecca Gayheart continues with a look back at the dreary 1996 coming of age youth gone wild melodrama Somebody is Waiting.
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I had to buy a freaking VCR in order to watch the next movie in my patron-funded exploration of the films of disgraced hair metal vixen Tawny Kitaen, the regrettable 1987 Michael Pare vehicle Marine Issue AKA Instant Justice AKA The Madrid Connection. Was it worth the expense and hassle? Oh God no.
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