Remember Mena Suvari? What? You Don't? Never Mind
Remember Mena Suvari? The American Beauty beauty set pulses racing with her attention-grabbing turn as a sexy high school cheerleader who inspires impure thoughts in a neighbor played by Oscar-winner Kevin Spacey.
What do you mean you don’t remember her? She was a big star. Haven’t you seen American Beauty?
You haven’t even heard of American Beauty? That seems very implausible. It was a HUGE movie. Blockbuster. Won a bunch of Oscars.
Wait, how old are you?
You’re only twenty-two? Oh that makes sense. If you’re twenty-two then American Beauty and Suvari’s other big success, the American Pie movies might be a little before your time.
You haven’t heard of American Pie either? Christ, you’re making us feel old!
You really aren’t at all familiar with Mena Suvari? Never mind then. We had some trivia about her but to be honest it’s not that interesting so if you don’t know who Suvari is you’re probably not going to find it terribly compelling.
Sorry for wasting your time!
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