Yes, Virginia, Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook really did star in a movie together, 1999’s Simon Sez. And yes, it was just as fucking miserable as you would imagine. Robert Downey Jr. really dodged a bullet dropping out of this turkey.
Read MoreDennis Rodman. A coked out of his gourd Jean-Claude Van Damme. Mickey Rourke. Exploding tigers. Life-saving Coca Cola vending machines. Tsui Hark. Are you not entertained?
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