Happy Place — It Turns Out the Naming Rights! Membership Option Was For Real and Someone Is Now Five Hundred Bucks Poorer Presents Nat

Ralph Macchio was a cute kid. What he looks like now is fucking insane. You will freak the fuck out. You will not fucking believe it. It will challenge your very conception of reality

You will literally shit yourself in shock and surprise when you see this

ClickbaitNathan RabinJuly 18, 2017

“Rosebud Was the Sleigh” and 5 Other Things You Don’t Know About Citizen Kane on Account of Being a Total Fucking Idiot

Good lord are you ever a buffoon!

ClickbaitNathan RabinJune 27, 2017Citizen Kane, Orson Welles, Clickbait, condescension, Buzzfeed

“Snuffy's Parents Get a Divorce” and 3 other astonishingly inappropriate Sesame Street episodes that were filmed but never aired

At least 25 percent of this list is 100 percent factual

Clickbait, Big Nate's Daddy BlogNathan RabinJune 13, 2017Sesame Street, Big Bird, PBS, Snuffleupagus, Depression, drug abuse

The Avengers and 4 Other Kick-Ass Marvel Movies You Haven’t Been Able To Appreciate Because You’re Still Mourning Your Cousin Mark’s Death

It's been years since Mark died. Why can't you get over it?

ClickbaitNathan RabinMay 31, 2017Marvel, Iron Man, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Deadpool, The Incredible Hulk

Guess what, fuckos? We've got The Little Rascals 20th Anniversary photos and we're gonna post the shit out of them! And You're Gonna Look, Aren't You?

Nice try, assholes! You're gonna have to click, click, click in order to satiate your soul-shaking curiosity about the current appearance of the cast of a shitty, 23 year old children's movie.

What Candace Cameron looks like now won't make you feel any way at all!

Spoiler: she looks okay, we guess

ClickbaitNathan RabinMay 16, 2017Candace Cameron, Buzzfeed, Clickbait