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Read MoreOne of you generous weirdoes paid me seventy-five dollars to re-watch and write about the epic 2011 superhero boondoggle Green Lantern, a flop that has only gotten shittier and more ridiculous in the years since it came out.
Read MoreSome pieces age better than others. This piece from 2020 that is collected in The Joy of Trash flippantly argued that there was nothing Jeremy Renner could do that would make us all forget his dumb app. Turns out I was VERY wrong.
Read MoreLate in life Stan Lee created a comic and star-studded animated TV pilot with Stan Lee as the hero. The man had a bit of ego on him, didn’t he?
Read MoreStan Lee gave the world countless unforgettable heroes the world fell in love with. His buxom, frequently unclothed stripper superhero secret agent Stripperella was not one of them.
Read MoreThe 2007 botch of Ghost Rider still sucks but Cage’s lead performance is an absolute delight.
Read MoreBefore Iron Man made the MCU a thing John Travolta dabbled in the world of Marvel movies with a theatrical turn as a family-obsessed villain in the messy and sometimes fascinating 2004 reboot of The Punisher.
Read MoreMister Freeze is a tragic hero and teenage Bruce Wayne squares off against a darkly funny parody of The Fantastic Four in two rivetingly bleak, villain-focused episodes from the first season of Batman Beyond.
Read MoreYes, yes they can.
Read MoreSo they FINALLY made a movie where Batman joins forces with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it’s pretty good!
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