One of you kind souls paid me to explore the many nadirs of Madonna’s film career, including the mind-bogglingly abysmal 1986 adventure romance Shanghai Surprise.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to be deeply underwhelmed by Harold Ramis’ deeply underwhelming 1986 island comedy Club Paradise, which wastes an amazing cast (SCTV +Peter O’Toole+Jimmy Cliff+Robin Williams) on a confused and muddled script.
Read MoreOne of you kind weirdoes is paying me to see all of David Bowie’s movies, including the dreary, botched 1999 crime thriller B.U.S.T.E.D, AKA Everybody Loves Sunshine, which paired the Thin White Duke with Goldie and underwhelming writer-director-star Andrew Goth.
Read MoreOne of you beautiful weirdoes paid me one hundred dollar to see the Adam Carolla vanity project Road Hard, a right wing woodworking romance full of truth bombs you precious little snowflakes can’t handle.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me a cool one hundred dollars to watch Have a Nice Day, a slow, achingly beautiful Chinese animated riff on hardboiled crime.
Read MoreOur reader-funded exploration of the films of David Bowie begins with Nicolas Roeg’s 1976 masterpiece about a space alien that comes here to save his family and planet but just ends up getting drunk and watching TV.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to see all of Sam Peckinpah’s movies. We’re up to 1973’s troubled, mesmerizing Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid, which brought together a young Bob Dylan, a 36 year old Billy The Kid, a whole bunch of dead chickens and James Coburn enjoying the simultaneous sexual services of four beautiful prostitutes.
Read MoreWill you still need me, will you still read me, when this column gets to entry 64?
Read MoreOne of you generous souls paid me to write about every Sam Peckinpah movie, including this brutal Jim Thompson adaptation written by a young Walter Hill and starring real-life lovers Steve McQueen and Ali MacGraw.
Read MoreOne of you kind weirdoes paid me to re-experience The Temp, a Tom Holland-directed Fatal Attraction knock-off where a sexy, evil temp played by Lara Flynn Boyle terrorizes poor, lame Timothy Hutton with her kittenish sensuality.
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