Trump may be a fake patriot and a fake Christian but he is unmistakably a real conspiracy theorist.
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My patron-funded exploration of the films of disgraced Noxzema pitch-woman Rebecca Gayheart continues with the anarchic horror-comedy Santa’s Slay, a tongue-in-cheek look at the night Santa went crazy.
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My patron-funded jaunt through the filmography of disgraced former Noxzema pitch-woman Rebecca Gayheart continues with a look back at the dreary 1996 coming of age youth gone wild melodrama Somebody is Waiting.
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I had to buy a freaking VCR in order to watch the next movie in my patron-funded exploration of the films of disgraced hair metal vixen Tawny Kitaen, the regrettable 1987 Michael Pare vehicle Marine Issue AKA Instant Justice AKA The Madrid Connection. Was it worth the expense and hassle? Oh God no.
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One of you kind souls paid me to write about the first children’s book I’ve covered for Control Nathan Rabin 4.0, a wonderfully warped, intensely meta parody of familiar fairy tales entitled The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales.
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My patron-funded exploration of the cult superhero Batman Beyond continues with a season finale (“Ascension”) and season debut both rooted in Cronenbergian body horror and exceedingly dark humor.
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One of you kind souls paid me to re-watch and write about 2005’s Domino, screenwriter Richard Kelly and director Tony Scott’s deranged pop-art take on the life of renegade bounty hunter Domino Harvey.
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Why do I do this to myself?
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One of you kind souls paid me to watch and write about Irresistible, a political satire from writer-director Jon Stewart that already feels bizarrely dated despite taking place in the very recent past.
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My crazy , patron-funded zig-zag through the non-musical life of David Bowie hits another weird detour in the form of The Hunger, a soft-core Showtime horror anthology based on the Tony Scott cult classic that Bowie inexplicably hosted for its second season and once even acted in.
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