The President of the United States’ curious career as a cameo king began with a supernatural ghost sex-themed romp from John and Bo Derek.
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It turns out that you definitely CAN root against a deranged, selfish president without simultaneously rooting against your country! Someone tell John “MAGA Please Like Me” Fetterman.
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I worried that Trump’s re-election would make me fall off the wagon. I was relieved that it did not.
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In 2016, we resisted. In 2024 we’re giving up and giving in. That’s not right.
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Donald Trump is essentially the monstrously powerful telekinetic child-God from the classic Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life” and despite being on the cusp of losing the source of his tremendous power, he still retains the awful ability to relegate those who displease him to metaphorical cornfields of doom.
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We’re going to have to laugh to keep from crying.
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Because I am Christ-like in my selflessness, I watched all 103 excruciating minutes of “Dancing” Donald Trump’s infamous musical town hall and wrote a 3000 word My World of Flops piece eviscerating it.
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This Halloween nothing scares me more than the prospect of Donald Trump winning a uniquely insane, uniquely awful presidential race.
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