Killer trees face off against Mark Wahlberg, SCIENCE MAN, in the spectacularly stupid, wonderfully entertaining camp classic THE HAPPENING.
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A Predator is in town with a few days to kill in the enjoyably junky, very 1990 science-fiction/cop movie hybrid Predator.
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So it turns out that Michael Shannon Furry Sex Comedy Christmas movie is EVERY bit as insane as you'd imagine. The horror, the horror!
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I finally got around to seeing Halloween III: The Season of the Witch, the Michel Myers-free Michael Myers movie with the robots and Stonehenge magic and evil novelty companies (but no witches!) and it was fucking insane and kind of great.
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Rodney Dangerfield ended his career playing God in a movie about a dead George Burns, and that's one of the least crazy, shitty elements of it.
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Hell must have frozen over, because I genuinely enjoyed a surprisingly dark and twisted as well as surprisingly poignant 1980s Garfield special you generous sadists made me and Clint watch.
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Unicorn magic. This fucking movie is about fucking unicorn magic. SMDH.
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Halle Berry gets magical kitty cat powers in the infamously terrible 2004 flop Catwoman.
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This time it’s personal!
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I write about Glitter for the fourth time. Do I have anything new to say about it? No I do not, but I went ahead and covered it again anyway.
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