Stanley Kubrick made some pretty good movies but he ended his career with a real stinker in 1999’s Eyes Wide Shut. Yikes! Pee-Yew! What a turkey! You really screwed the pooch with that one, Stan!
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Best picture, must be doing something right!
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The dumbest idea of 2017 is back, baby!
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Tom Cruise chased Oscar gold in Born on the Fourth of July, Oliver Stone’s messily compelling adaptation of Ron Kovic’s anti-war memoir.
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Unicorn magic. This fucking movie is about fucking unicorn magic. SMDH.
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The media generally does an okay job alerting the public to the deaths of the super-famous but occasionally they screw up, which is where totally honest, non-clickbait articles like this come in.
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An open letter to Justin Bieber on why he should let me train him for his upcoming MMA fight with Tom Cruise.
DO NOT read if you are not Justin Bieber. I will be checking using computers.
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In a time when powerful men are being held accountable for their misdeeds like never before, why does Tom Cruise essentially get a free pass for his longstanding relationship with a sinister, increasingly incompetent greed and fame cult?
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In which leprechaun-sized senior citizen Tom Cruise foolishly risks his life over and over again to save you from shitty action sequels.
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