This film is quite poor.
Read MoreThe 2014 adaptation of Left Behind with Nicolas Cage is probably the most expensive, prestigious and best Christsploitation movie ever. And it still mostly sucks!
Read MoreJohn Cusack is real life serial killer Robert Hansen in 2013’s streaming The Frozen Ground, a movie that really fucking sucks.
Read MoreThis one is like my ex-wife’s Meatloaf Surprise: not good!
Read MoreNicolas Cage’s mostly forgotten 2012 thriller Stolen might look EXACTLY like Seeking Justice from the previous year but it’s blessed with Con Air-style execution courtesy of Cage’s Con Air director Simon West
Read MoreA mere thirty-four years after Grease, John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John re-teamed for a regrettable, morbidly fascinating Christmas album of pure Yuletide kitsch.
Read MoreI hated Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance the first time around but now I think it’s dumb fun. Also, really dumb.
Read More2011’s Drive Angry is every bit as stupid and self-indulgent as you’d think a movie with that title about Nicolas Cage fighting a Satanic cult after leaving hell would be but it’s also a hell of a lot of guilty fun as well.
Read MoreNicolas Cage’s lean years kicked into low gear with the 2011 stinker Seeking Justice, where the Academy Award winner runs around New Orleans getting jerked around for no good reason, not unlike the film’s audience.
Read MoreJerry Bruckheimer had the brilliant idea of remaking Fantasia with Jay Baruchel in the Mickey Mouse role. It was not a success.
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