Is rock music a tool of the devil that will make your child commit suicide? According to the anti-rock Christian manifesto Why Knock Rock? the answer is hell motherfucking yes!
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2011’s Drive Angry is every bit as stupid and self-indulgent as you’d think a movie with that title about Nicolas Cage fighting a Satanic cult after leaving hell would be but it’s also a hell of a lot of guilty fun as well.
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One of you kind souls paid me to see The Ninth Gate, a spectacularly silly Roman Polanski thriller about a book detective searching for a book adapted from a book by a very special author: the devil.
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One of you kind weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to see C Me Dance, a hilariously bad Christian movie about a fatally ill teenage girl with a special gift: bringing people to Christ just by touching them. Or living in the same country. It gets a little confused.
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