Killer trees face off against Mark Wahlberg, SCIENCE MAN, in the spectacularly stupid, wonderfully entertaining camp classic THE HAPPENING.
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Not gonna lie: this one was rough.
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For Wild Disney Animation Month I finally get around to writing up one of the biggest box-office bombs of all time, the staggeringly misguided CGI animated flop Mars Needs Moms, which ultimately takes place not on Mars or Earth but in the most nightmarish recesses of the uncanny valley.
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I had so much fun writing up the second season of Baywatch Nights for The Joy of Trash that I decided I would delve into its almost as bonkers first season as well. And I had a blast! It’s like the fourth segment of the “Simpsons Spin-Off Spectacular” except that it’s real !
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Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip’s infamous “The Wrap Party” gave the world, “That’s swell, Tom, but your brother is standing in the middle of Afghanistan!” as well as a long-running series’ worth of hilariously bad ideas laughably executed in 48 jam-packed minutes of uniquely unhinged television.
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Movies fail for all kinds of reasons, but primarily because they fucking suck.
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Halle Berry gets magical kitty cat powers in the infamously terrible 2004 flop Catwoman.
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John Travolta’s world class winning streak crashed head-first into a brick wall of terribleness, with his notorious first flop, the abysmal, sleep-inducing star-crossed romantic drama Moment by Moment, with a never-worse Lily Tomlin.
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Rudy Ray Moore’s improbable but glorious career as a cinematic leading man came to an exquisitely, and characteristically insane end with the gloriously bonkers, PG-rated 1979 anti-PCP disco horror musical The Avenging Disco Godfather.
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God help me, I legitimately enjoyed Neil Marshall’s heavy metal, hard R reboot of Hellboy.
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