It turns out that you definitely CAN root against a deranged, selfish president without simultaneously rooting against your country! Someone tell John “MAGA Please Like Me” Fetterman.
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When Liam Payne of One Direction plummeted to his death from a hotel room in Argentina, he embodied the tragic rock and roll archetype of the superstar with happy songs and a very sad life and death
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I worried that Trump’s re-election would make me fall off the wagon. I was relieved that it did not.
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In 2016, we resisted. In 2024 we’re giving up and giving in. That’s not right.
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Jimmy Carter’s death reminded me of one of my all-time favorite Saturday Night Live sketches, a Walter Cronkite-hosted call in show where Carter helps solve a technical problem at the post office and talks a 17 year down from a heavy acid trip.
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Donald Trump is essentially the monstrously powerful telekinetic child-God from the classic Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life” and despite being on the cusp of losing the source of his tremendous power, he still retains the awful ability to relegate those who displease him to metaphorical cornfields of doom.
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For once, I write about baseball.
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Donald Trump’s vindictive style of politics are all about making people pay, a wildly counter-productive endeavor exemplified by his weird hunger for massive tariffs.
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In an uncharacteristic development, I have not tried to sell books through my store this year, but I figure that now is the time to remind the world that I have written lots of great books that you can buy, directly from me, through my store. Rumor has it there’s a holiday coming up, so the timing is perfect!
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