The ongoing mistake that is Corey Feldman month continues with his directorial debut, a dreadful, cut-rate Naked Gun knockoff, but with tons of boobs! Who thought this was a good idea?
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Because not every blog post can be about Trump or Musk. Sometimes I write about things that AREN’T terrible.
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John Travolta has big fun with a very big performance as a colorful lawman/law-breaker in the appealingly vulgar exploitation movie To Paris With Love.
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In our world, Elon Musk is a selfish asshole ruining the government out of greed and arrogance, but a perplexingly ubiquitous AI version of Elon Musk behaves with Christ-like selfishness.
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Trucks. Monsters. Monster trucks. What's not to love?
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Politically and culturally, we’re in a shitty 1980s teen sex comedy where the bullies think of themselves as the irreverent, propriety-puncturing heroes.
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Page 3 girl turned pop star/sex goddess Samantha Fox's memoir Forever is a reasonably nasty, moderately engaging time waster about an ordinary cockney lass miscast in the role of a naughty girl in need of love and her naughtier father/manager.
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A column on random-ass shit I found interesting returns with Don Bluth's animated/live action "What if Elvis Presley was a magical rooster?" flop Rock A Doodle.
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Chameleonic life forms? No thanks!
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