Don’t put too much weight on my opinion: I’m just one weird dude with weird opinions and weird taste.
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The President of the United States’ curious career as a cameo king began with a supernatural ghost sex-themed romp from John and Bo Derek.
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Nicolas Cage has got Laura Dern hotter than Georgia asphalt in David Lynch’s gleefully bonkers Southern-fried, Palme D’Or-winning Neo-Noir.
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It turns out that you definitely CAN root against a deranged, selfish president without simultaneously rooting against your country! Someone tell John “MAGA Please Like Me” Fetterman.
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One of you kind souls paid me to see Chuck Russell’s terrific 1988 remake of The Blob.
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When Liam Payne of One Direction plummeted to his death from a hotel room in Argentina, he embodied the tragic rock and roll archetype of the superstar with happy songs and a very sad life and death
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As part of an ongoing series on children’s movies from the 1980s that are perversely dark, one of you kind souls paid me to write about the fascinatingly bleak 1985 Claymation movie The Adventures of Mark Twain, which is all about suicide, death, grief, mourning and, of course, the devil.
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By the fifth film in the original series, the Child’s Play franchise had gotten ridiculously silly in a most delightful, meta kind of way.
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