Nathan Rabin's Happy Place Officially Endorses the Fuck Out of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz

In a perfect world The Washington Post would do its part to defend democracy and a free press Donald Trump calls the enemy of the people by enthusiastically endorsing Kamala Harris for president in a 2024 election where the stakes could not be higher. 

Hell, in a non-terrible world, The Washington Post wouldn’t think twice about whether to endorse a dynamic, groundbreaking woman who would be our first female president and our first female president of color over a deranged monster who thinks that hurting his feelings is a crime that should be harshly punished. 

Unfortunately, The Washington Post is owned by a soulless billionaire ghoul terrified of becoming the target of Trump’s wrath. Jeff Bezos could give away 95 percent of his fortune still be a billionaire many times over but he nevertheless decided that being as rich as possible was more important than doing the right thing. 

Fuck Jeff Bezos. That spineless doofus had the audacity to get up on the cross and pretend that he was bending the knee and kissing Trump’s ring out of principle and ethics and not greed and cowardice. What a hypocritical garbage monster of a human being. He will burn in hell for this and for having roughly five million times more money than is at all moral or reasonable. 

Bezos has over 200 billion dollars. Nobody can afford to do the right thing more than him, with the notable exception of that cringe-worthy degenerate Elon Musk, yet he has chosen to do the egregiously wrong thing. 

Fuck Jeff Bezos and all the billionaire monsters propping up the half-dead, incoherent, rarely lucid husk that is Donald Trump. Fuck them all to hell for propping up JD Vance, that dead-eyed monster, that worthless hypocrite. 

Fuck Mike Johnson. He’s a weasely little worm who undoubtedly hates Trump as much as all decent people do but is too addicted to power to challenge him in any way.

The Republicans have always sucked. They’ve always been wrong. But I cannot remember a time when they were this pathetic and gross. They worship a golden calf guilty of thirty four felonies and countless sex crimes and have the audacity to call themselves Christians. 

Hey, remember when Trump was caught ON TAPE bragging about grabbing women by the genitalia? I sure do! How did that not end Trump’s career? 

What’s wrong with us, that we would elevate this sick fuck to such lofty heights? What does it say about us that we are on the verge of giving him supreme power because he has angrily demanded it? 

Bezos knows that Trump is a petty little bitch whose feelings are easily bruised, yet cares nothing about the feelings of others. The owner of Amazon and The Washington Post is similarly a no-account ding dong who should be ashamed of himself. He apparently thinks that looking like Lex Luthor gives him an excuse to behave like him as well. 

The Washington Post, USA Today and L.A Times have all humiliated themselves through a cowardly decision not to endorse Kamala Harris that we will not forgive or forget.

It has subsequently fallen upon the autistic, bipolar, broke bloggers of the world to step in and offer up the full-bodied, enthusiastic endorsement these chumps are too cowardly and craven to  do so. 

I would consequently like to ENDORSE THE HOLY LIVING FUCK OUT OF KAMALA HARRIS AND TIM WALZ FOR PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT.

Do I really have to explain why? If you haven’t been in a coma for the last nine years you know how badly Trump fucked our shit up. It’s gonna take us decades, if not centuries, to undo the damage he has wreaked. 

Remember COVID? Holy shit did he screw that up. Hundreds of thousands of motherfuckers are straight up six feet under because of that dipshit and his need to look like a manly man and not the pettiest, most gossipy bitch the world has ever known. 

Remember the motherfuckery on January 6th, when that piece of shit tried to pull a coup and steal the election? I sure haven’t! 

How can anybody in their right mind who is not evil support Donald Trump? 

The choice isn’t between left and right or Democrat or Republican. It’s sanity versus insanity. It’s fascism versus democracy. 

We have an opportunity to prevent a great evil from being unleashed on our country and world. 

On November 5th, vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz as if the future of our increasingly questionable nation depends upon it, because it very well could. 

In conclusion, fuck Donald Trump and JD Vance and the whole MAGA movement and fuck Jeff Bezos for doing his part to make our country even safer and more supportive of fascists. 

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