One of you generous souls paid me to see a movie about a priest who turns into a vengeance-crazed dinosaur when he’s angry. No, it’s not a documentary.
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One of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to see a movie about a cop who is also a samurai. Also, Tommy Wiseau is involved. It was, to be brutally honest, a little bit silly, but in a fun, retro, ironic kind of way.
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The first entry in a new column where I write about movies YOU paid me to see kicks off with a rapturous appreciation of a lost 1980s synth-pop Taekwando musical murder melodrama that's so bad it's fucking amazing: 1987's Miami Connection.
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