Twenty years? Good lord how time flies!
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Loqueesha writer-director-star Jeremy Saville might have joined the ranks of Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau as an ironically celebrated trash movie auteur if he hadn’t been pre-cancelled for his flagrant racism and sexism.
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One of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to see a movie about a cop who is also a samurai. Also, Tommy Wiseau is involved. It was, to be brutally honest, a little bit silly, but in a fun, retro, ironic kind of way.
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Fateful Findings auteur Neil Breen returns as a jerky, genocidal Jesus out to kill three hundred million bad people for good reasons in a movie that, to be honest, is pretty fucked up. YOU requested and paid for it so YOU've got it!
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The first entry in a new column where I write about movies YOU paid me to see kicks off with a rapturous appreciation of a lost 1980s synth-pop Taekwando musical murder melodrama that's so bad it's fucking amazing: 1987's Miami Connection.
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