Baywatch spent thirteen years in Development Hell so that it could give audiences two hours of cinematic Heaven. Nah, it's fucking garbage that won't even make your penis sneeze.
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In honor of the late Tanya Roberts (who we’re absolutely certain is dead this time), we take a nostalgic look back at her 1984 vehicle Sheena: Queen of the Jungle, an inexplicably PG-rated colonialist wet dream that puts the T&A into “Tarzan knockoff”
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