Dwayne Johnson — Happy Place — It Turns Out the Naming Rights! Membership Option Was For Real and Someone Is Now Five Hundred Bucks Poorer Presents Nat

Chris Pratt and Other MAGAish Celebrities

Celebrities like Christopher Pratt are not full-on MAGA but it sure feels like they might be.

The Big WhoopNathan RabinJuly 25, 2024Christopher Pratt, Chris Pratt, Joe Rogan, Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson is a fearless badass who can handle anything, except for one of his films flopping and Republicans being mad at him.

The Big WhoopNathan RabinApril 23, 2024Dwayne Johnson, The Rock, Joe Biden, Fox

Dwayne Johnson's Kryptonite

Dammit, Dwayne Johnson, stop trying to make Black Adam happen!

The Big WhoopNathan RabinNovember 28, 2023Dwayne Johnson, superheroes, DC, Black Adam

The 250 Million Dollar Black Adam Movie Has a LOT of Problems, Like Being a 250 Million Dollar Movie About Black Adam

Dwayne Johnson desperately wanted people to believe that Black Adam was a good movie and a financial success. It was neither.

Great Catch Up, My World Of FlopsNathan RabinNovember 28, 2023Dwayne Johnson, Pierce Brosnan

The Graphic Novel Collection Southland Tales: The Prequel Saga is the Perfect Literary Companion to Richard Kelly's Cult Satire

Richard Kelly was right. The future HAS proven more futuristic than scientists predicted.

The Dwayne Johnson Baywatch Movie is Bewildering, Awful

Baywatch spent thirteen years in Development Hell so that it could give audiences two hours of cinematic Heaven. Nah, it's fucking garbage that won't even make your penis sneeze.

My World Of FlopsNathan RabinApril 14, 2023Dwayne Johnson, Baywatch, masturbation, T&A, My World of Flops, The Rock

The Cannes Cut of Southland Tales is a Warped Masterpiece

I finally got around to watching the Cannes Cut of Southland Tales, which I was at one point supposed to write the liner notes for, and holy shit is it great.