Why is shitty, outdated technology so weirdly seductive?
Read MoreMy patron-funded exploration of the films of disgraced hair metal video vixen continues with Glory Years, a 1987 HBO television series about a trio of reunited buddies wreaking havoc during a wild Las Vegas weekend.
Read MoreAs part of a patron-funded deep dive into the complete discography of video vixen Tawny Kitaen, I experienced the glorious lunacy of the 1986 melodrama Crystal Heart, which is essentially a hair metal take on The Boy in the Plastic Bubble, only infinitely stupider and more ridiculous.
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