I’d love to report that 1999’s widely maligned The Phantom Menace is infinitely better than its dire reputation suggests but that’s just not true.
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A half decade before “Yoda” made its debut on Dare to Be Stupid Al and some pals recorded an intimate demo version, a raw sonic blueprint for the iconic, anthemic majesty to come.
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One of y’all kind sadists paid me one hundred dollars to see and talk about a 1989 Hungarian-American Felix the Cat movie that, honestly, is pretty fucked up.
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I got the Jar Jars, and that ain’t good!
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It turns out I’ve written a lot about Star Wars and its toxic fans, even before this whole nonsense about a Last Jedi remake came about.
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Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry!
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