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There are Probably More Dignified Ways to Celebrate President's Day Than By Re-Running This Piece on FDR Getting a Handjob from his Cousin But It's What We're Going With

In my capacity as a man who feels a solemn duty to remind people of the movie where FDR got a handjob from his cousin I feel I must remind you that there is a movie where the late President receives manual release from a distant relation.

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