terrible — Happy Place — It Turns Out the Naming Rights! Membership Option Was For Real and Someone Is Now Five Hundred Bucks Poorer Presents Nat

There's Probably a More Dignified Way to Commemorate Ryan O'Neal's Death Than By Re-Running This Piece on An Alan Smithee Film: Burn, Hollywood, Burn But It's the One We're Going With

I will see and write about EVERYTHING for The Fractured Mirror book, even this abomination.

You’re welcome.

This Looks Terrible! The Ted Cruz Coloring and Activity Book

On this, the final day of the Kickstarter campaign for my “Weird Al” Yankovic-themed coloring book, I took a mortified look at a much different coloring book about a much different figure: soulless right-wing ghoul Ted Cruz.