Whether you’re a small child or a punk hitting your bottom on heroin and cocaine in the late 1970s, Yo Gabba Gabba! is full of life lessons.
Read MoreOne legendary asshole pays reverent, insufferable tribute to another.
Hoo boy. This one was tough.
Read MoreIt all comes down to this! Feld-Month covers Corey Feldman and his scantily clad all-female backing band Corey's Angels' shamelessly entertaining, as well as just plain shameless, Branson, variety-show-style two-hour-plus live extravaganza in Atlanta. It's uh, well, it's something. Just read!
Read MoreIn 1986 canine narc McGruff the Crime Dog put out an album that honestly, fucking slaps. Shame about the lyrics, though.
Read MoreVinnie Barbarino and Blosson’s brother defeat the problem of crack in inner city Miami in Chains of Gold, a ridiculous, casually racist vanity project co-written by Travolta, his only screenwriting credit to date.
Read MoreIt's your favorite cartoon characters as you've never seen them before: dourly delivering shrill anti-drug messages in a hilariously off-brand "Just Say No" extravaganza of nightmarish proportions!
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to experience the exquisite ridiculousness of 1991’s McBain, a wonderfully preposterous revenge story and utterly insane Christopher Walken action vehicle.
Read More2001’s Harvard Man is the ultimate James Toback movie. I mean that in the harshest way possible.
Read MoreThe 20th Gathering of the Juggalos is going to be lit, y’all!
Read MoreSo they made a Spider-Man multiverse movie where a whole bunch of crazy shit happens. It’s pretty great.
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