Oliver Stone’s 1986 melodrama Salvador is essentially Fear and Loathing in Central America when James Woods and Jim “The Beloosh” Belushi head down to El Salvador to party and end up in the middle of a bloody Civil War.
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You can get a good education anywhere. But you need weirdoes like myself, and weird sites like this to receive a truly weird education
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One of you kind souls paid me a hundred dollars to finally experience and write about Joker, a movie I really hated. #Notafan
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Someone decided to spend 42 million dollars to turn McHale’s Navy into a Tom Arnold movie. It was not a wise decision!
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Batman Beyond continues to kick ass as Terry and Bruce square off against an obsessed hunter of the most dangerous game of all—Bat-Man—and Bruce reconnects with an old flame who also happens to be part of a playing cards-themed crime family.
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One of you kind souls paid me to experience the exquisite madness of the Busby Berkley-choreographed Gold Diggers of 1933, a glorious illustration of the inspired naughtiness of pre-code Hollywood.
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It’s Passenger 57 but with Marilyn Manson knockoffs in the wonderfully stupid direct-to-video sequel Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal, a Hot Topic Die Hard in the air with Rutger Hauer as a Satan-worshipping suicidal Vietnam veteran pilot with a weakness for classical music.
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The great Michael Parks is a vampire-battling Ambrose Bierce in the nifty, overachieving second direct to video sequel to From Dusk Til Dawn, 1999’s From Dusk Til Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter.
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My patron-funded exploration of the films and television projects of disgraced video vixen continues with 1993’s Three of Hearts, a weirdly seductive romantic comedy where Kitaen has a blink and you miss it cameo as a sexy woman at a lesbian bar.
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My patron-funded jaunt through the films of troubled Noxzema girl Rebecca Gayheart continues with a look at 1998’s unbearable Too Smooth (AKA Hairshirt), a loathsome independent film about a bro who just can’t stop getting laid (played by the director and star, of course) costarring Neve Campbell, Katie Wright and future stars including Adam Carolla, Dax Shephard and Adam Scott.
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