In the latest in a series on disastrous public apologies I explore Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis’ wildly unsuccessful attempt to justify/explain their support for convicted rapist Danny Masterson.
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We hop onboard the toxic gossip train for a VERY deep dive into the ten-minute long Youtube video Miranda Sings Youtube superstar Colleen Ballinger made as a response to accusations of grooming, manipulating and emotionally abusing underage fans.
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It’s all about Corey, baby, in the spectacularly misconceived 2022 stinker Halloween Ends.
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The Beach Boys least successful album sold less than one thousand copies and had zero contributions from Brian Wilson. It was, however, perversely drum machine heavy and featured Mike Love rapping.
Yes, rapping.
It is not good.
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You know how everyone says Wonder Woman 1984 sucks? They’re right!
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As boomers will be happy to tell you, you could NEVER make Blazing Saddles today but you can make a bad animated samurai loosely based on Mel Brooks’ classic comedy. But why, for the love of God, would you want to?
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In the early oughts Robert Evans briefly had his own raunchy animated vehicle? Was it a flop? You bet your sweet ass it is was!
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Dwayne Johnson desperately wanted people to believe that Black Adam was a good movie and a financial success. It was neither.
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John Travolta’s flailing career hit another low with 1993’s Look Who’s Talking Now!, the ridiculously stupid concluding entry in the Look Who’s Talking trilogy, which traded in the talking baby gag for talking dogs and Christmas but kept the smut, innuendo and seedy desperation.
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Yes, Virginia, Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook really did star in a movie together, 1999’s Simon Sez. And yes, it was just as fucking miserable as you would imagine. Robert Downey Jr. really dodged a bullet dropping out of this turkey.
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