If you’re going to kill someone, don’t Google it beforehand. It’s just NOT a good idea.
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I’ve objectively got terrible taste. You may want to ignore everything I write.
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I’n overjoyed about the warm response Weird: The Al Yankovic Story has received for reasons that go beyond self-interest!
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There’s no wrong way to mourn the death of a beloved pop culture figure, with the prominent exception of the mawkish memorial tribute cartoon. Those are the worst.
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Despite what you may have seen or read, Clint Eastwood is not going on TV to gush about the amazing new boner pills he’s on, and neither are Chuck Norris, Tim Allen or any number of unwitting fake pitchmen.
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I now have a Substack to Bad Ideas involving Ernest P. Worrell, James Belushi, Gary Busey, a Shrek rave AND a return to reviewing new movies! I
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I was very publicly not a fan of Robin Williams during his lifetime. Yet I cannot stop thinking about him with enormous affection following his death.
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You’ve got a right to know whether or not the creators you support love Hitler. I want to state that I most assuredly DO NOT!
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Before I was lost and confused. Then I found vaping and became a Bad Mother Puffer!
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The false promise of social media is that it makes the untouchably famous accessible but I regret to inform you that famous people most assuredly are NOT reading the Facebook comments you address directly to them.
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