The holiday is officially here so there has NEVER been a better time to buy one of the many, many books I’ve written for you or a loved one.
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Why can’t people who profess to be neither left nor right admit that they’re almost always on the right?
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Why “I like you as a friend” is almost invariably a lie.
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Life isn’t always terribly fair, is it?
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My nine year old is obsessed with horror even as he’s far too squeamish to actually experience any of it firsthand.
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Why?
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Matthew Perry’s untimely death has caused me to regret a running joke on this website that is now in unconscionably terrible taste.
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Robert De Niro’s riveting turn in Killers of the Flower Moon is a potent reminder of both what he’s capable of and just how far he has fallen.
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If Donald Trump keeps dodging the Republican debates people are going to stop calling him Donald Trump and start calling him Donald Duck!
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Trump’s criminal associates are singing like canaries to the special counsel and the disgraced, twice-impeached ex-president is about to learn what his “supporters” really think of him. Oh, the exquisite Schadenfreude!
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