Ruth Gordon swears, Clyde the Orangutan drinks beer and flips the bird and Clint Eastwood beats up fat old men, sometimes in motorcycle gang-sized groups, in an iconic blockbuster that, honestly, isn't that great.
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In 1980, natural treasure Clint Eastwood made a second movie pairing him with an alcoholic, horny ape that was quite poor, if not quite as egregiously terrible as its predecessor.
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Justin Timberlake’s world tour is RUINED!
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The 2017 vanity project Michael Jackson’ s Halloween portrays the late pop icon as the essence of love and childhood innocence but is redeemed by a wall-to-wall soundtrack of Michael Jackson jams.
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One of you kind patrons paid me to experience the surreal lunacy of Moonwalker, the trippy, weirdly revealing 1988 vanity project he made to promote Bad.
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I finally got around to watching Captain EO, a once-in-a-lifetime collaboration between Disney, Michael Jackson, George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola that’s a technological marvel and dramatically tedious in the same way the prequel trilogy would prove to be.
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In a surprisingly positive, healthy development, I’m going to start charging for shipping at the store’s shop.
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A whole lot of intense emotions come with late diagnosed ADHD/Autism, many of them complicated and painful.
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One of you kind souls paid me to see 2011’s Megan is Missing, a movie that legitimately fucked me up.
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