I finally got around to watching Captain EO, a once-in-a-lifetime collaboration between Disney, Michael Jackson, George Lucas and Francis Ford Coppola that’s a technological marvel and dramatically tedious in the same way the prequel trilogy would prove to be.
Read MoreYou might think a Jerry Bruckheimer-produced cartoon about super intelligent guinea pigs would suck.
You would be correct!
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me 100 dollars to see a 3-D, soft-core invisibility action-comedy starring Steve Guttenberg that fucking sucks.
Read MoreWe close our exploration of Al's second album with the song that invented horrorcore (in my mind at least) and an exploration of why we like being scared, in entertainment, at least.
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