Product placement reached a new high/nadir with the hilariously shameless 1989 family melodrama The Wizard, a feature-length commercials for all things Nintendo, but particularly the Power Glove and Super Mario Brothers 3.
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It’s like Snakes on a Plane but with money! And Kelsey Grammer devouring scenery shamelessly as Darius Emmanuel Grouch III, AKA The Rumble AKA The Colonel
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If you thought “Hulk” Hogan’s sex tape was embarrassing, wait until you hear his 1995 rap album Hulk Rules!
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In 1975, Donald Sutherland unforgettably played Homer Simpson in the splashy big-screen adaptation of Nathaniel West’s The Day of the Locust, but you’re probably familiar with the name for a different reason.
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One of you kind souls paid me to experience the Don Bluth’s beautifully traumatizing 1982 directorial debut The Secret of NIMH.
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Two of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to watch and write about the famously fucked-up Canadian kid’s movie The Peanut Butter Solution, which is, indeed, fucked up, albeit in a most delightful way.
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One of you kind weirdoes paid me one hundred dollar to take a fond trip down memory lane with the charming 1980 cartoon Animalympics, which acquired a curious secondary fame when it was very lustily embraced by the Furry community for reasons that will be obvious to anyone who has seen it.
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I recently watched the six hour and forty minute long Friday the 13th documentary Crystal Lake Memories for my upcoming book The Fractured Mirror so you better believe I made the most of that time with a Happy Place piece on this essential film.
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A tribute to the unsung heroes of cinema: stunt men and women who agree to be set on fire in exchange for money.
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After triumphing with the Oscar-winning Maniac Cop trilogy, writer Larry Cohen and director Wiliam Lustig reunited for 1996’s Uncle Sam, a curdled social satire/dark comedy/horror movie, which does not make good on its promise to be the most amazing film ever made.
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