Donald Trump loves to talk about trusting his gut. Too bad his gut is racist as fuck.
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Donald Trump and Elon Musk know that paid protesters exist, since they’ve used them fairly extensively, but the idea that people need to be paid handsomely to publicly object to the actions of Musk an Trump is insane.
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For my Shudder pick of the month, I watched a compelling New Zealand horror movie about the agony of old age, with terrific performances by Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow as a lunatic who does sick things with the titular baby doll puppet.
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Cannon's shameless Indiana Jones knock-off may be derivative, but at least it's incredibly racist!
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The ongoing mistake that is Corey Feldman month continues with his directorial debut, a dreadful, cut-rate Naked Gun knockoff, but with tons of boobs! Who thought this was a good idea?
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Because not every blog post can be about Trump or Musk. Sometimes I write about things that AREN’T terrible.
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John Travolta has big fun with a very big performance as a colorful lawman/law-breaker in the appealingly vulgar exploitation movie To Paris With Love.
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In our world, Elon Musk is a selfish asshole ruining the government out of greed and arrogance, but a perplexingly ubiquitous AI version of Elon Musk behaves with Christ-like selfishness.
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Trucks. Monsters. Monster trucks. What's not to love?
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