Donald Trump's Brush With Violent Death Didn't Affect His Commitment to Being a Messy, Gossipy Little Bitch Who Loves Drama in the Slightest

One of the sobering things about getting older is realizing that many people are incapable of change and growth. Often, that is because they’re convinced that they’re perfect just the way they are and that the world needs to change to better suit them. 

Donald Trump is such a person. He is incapable of change and growth because he has the kind of comically inflated self-worth that can only be a product of deep insecurity. 

Trump is willfully, perfectly oblivious, but even he has to realize that he is a worthless human being. That’s why he’s so adamant about depicting himself as our country’s greatest hero/savior. 

When Trump tragically survived an assassination attempt, some delusional souls became convinced that Trump’s brush with death would change him in a profound and positive way. It’d make him realize what matters in this world, and it’s not television ratings or crowd sizes. 

Needless to say, that did not happen. A Regarding Henry situation did not ensue, in which a soulless businessman with a calculator for a heart becomes a big golden retriever puppy after nearly dying. 

Trump is a messy, gossipy little bitch who loves drama. 

If getting shot changed Trump, it was to make him even more of a messy, gossipy little bitch who loves drama. Donald Trump likes to cosplay as a real man, but he’s closer to being a messy, gossipy reality show diva than a soldier, firefighter, or police officer.

In a fever of delusion, Trump recently seethed on Truth Social, “What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin' Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination, beginning with challenging me to another DEBATE. He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!”

Anything is possible if you lie!

It seems pointless and redundant to point out how ridiculously racist Trump is, but it is telling that he threw insults at Nancy Pelosi, Adam Schiff, and Chuck Schumer but decided that Kamala Harris and Barack Obama’s vaguely exotic, foreign-sounding names are so bad that insulting nicknames aren’t necessary. 

After all, if Barack Obama didn’t hate America because he’s a Kenyan Muslim, why would his name sound so much like those of non-American bad guys Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein? If Obama wasn’t evil, insane, and anti-American, wouldn’t he be a blonde white Republican Trump supporter named Bob Jones? 

Rolling Stone compared Trump’s statement to fan fiction. Trump is posting what he desperately wishes was true instead of reality. Unfortunately for Trump, the Democratic Party has unexpectedly gotten their shit together. 

Biden bowing out has worked out great. Trump is scared. He wants the Democratic Party to be wracked with discord. He wants Biden to be bitter and resentful and filled with jealousy and rage towards Harris instead of relieved that he can retire and do whatever the hell he wants with his riches and fame instead of spending the first half of his eighties in the hardest, most demanding job in the world. 

I’ve previously discussed how Trump epitomizes the concept of the “reality distortion field.” Trump thinks that his words, thoughts, and ideas are so powerful and undeniable that he can make things happen through sheer force of will. 

Trump knows that the scenario described in his weird little rant didn’t happen, but he hopes that he can make it happen by putting that toxic energy into the world. 

Being a crazed narcissist, Trump thinks that everyone thinks and acts the way he does. He doesn’t just want his audience to think that Biden has some regrets about a very popular and successful decision; he wants voters to think that Joe Biden hates Kamala Harris, his Vice President and someone he endorsed immediately, as well as Barack Obama, who made him Vice President for eight years, more than anyone else in the world (including Donald Trump) and will humiliate himself by challenging her and then him.

This is Trump’s modus operandi. He recently said that Harris’ ex-boyfriend Willie Brown said all sorts of terrible things about her when they were in a helicopter that nearly crashed. 

Brown, of course, said this was not true, although it is very possible that, being soft in the head and a raging idiot, Trump confused Willie Brown with Jerry Brown. They’re both Democratic California politicians with the same last name. Otherwise, they almost couldn’t be more dissimilar.

The point of Trump’s crazy, clearly made-up gossip is to make his enemies look bad and crazy, and himself seem brilliant and right. It doesn’t matter to Trump’s supporters that he’s constantly lying. It doesn’t matter that he’s a gossipy little bitch who loves drama. They like that about him. They like that he lies. They like that he has no sense of decency or fair play. 

They like that he talks more shit about more people than any president ever. The fucked up thing is that Trump cultists don’t want him to change because they don’t think he needs to change. 

They like the dishonesty. They like the dysfunction. They like the brattiness and cruelty. The Republican Party has recreated itself in Trump’s odious image. 

Death is the only thing that can stop Trump from lying egregiously and gossiping, but if anyone could find a way to continue actively being a horrible person even after his death, it’s Trump.

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