Because I am Christ-like in my selflessness, I watched all 103 excruciating minutes of “Dancing” Donald Trump’s infamous musical town hall and wrote a 3000 word My World of Flops piece eviscerating it.
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Is Dinesh D'Souza's latest the absolute worst or merely unwatchable? You bastards forced me to find out for myself.
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Some memories are a little stranger and more unlikely than others.
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The memoir of Rachel Dolezal is not convincing, at all. Batshit crazy, yes. Convincing? No.
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As a Georgian, American and human being I am deeply concerned about the possibility of Herschel Walker being elected to the Senate.
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You don’t need to watch all 16 episodes of Caitlyn Jenner’s reality show I Am Cait to know that its subject is singularly unqualified to be the governor of California but it sure doesn’t hurt!
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Some thoughts on Kanye’s latest desperate publicity stunt from a disillusioned ex-superfan who is officially over Kanye and his nonsense.
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Dennis Miller’s latest tweet to go viral for being the stupidest shit in human history makes this piece about the SNL alum’s mind-boggling current suckitude weirdly timely.
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Some thought on QAnon, the deathless yet easily and oft-disproven conspiracy theory that posits that Donald Trump is an even greater American hero than even he professes to be.
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If you think I write about politics too much you’re wrong.
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