You will not believe what the cute little boy from A Christmas Story looks like now.
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Heidi Klum "won" Halloween this year with an outrageous costume that, alas, did nothing to halt, or even slow, our nation's long, dispiriting march into madness.
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The monsters over at D.C are trying to make preeminent heterosexual icon Snagglepuss gay. We must not let them!
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HRC is bring criticized for not taking responsibility for her election loss, but our exclusive glimpse at the memoir's deleted original introduction paints a very different picture and suggests maybe she's taking too much responsibility for everything going Pete Tong.
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What does it mean to be not just a Steely Dan fan but a Steely Dan man?
Read MoreYou won't believe the shocking bullshit we made up to trick you into clicking on this bullshit listicle!
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This is less a conventional article than a solemn poem of thanks to God for making the D.C. Cinematic universe.
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The answer WILL surprise you!
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What happens when the fake clickbait you've created to satirize the form begins to function like real clickbait? What do you do when cheeky little goofs become entirely too popular?
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The rumors are true. Affleck officially out as star as well as director.
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