Finally, a movie where Danny DeVito and Dwayne Johnson play the same character! It’s like Twins, but not!
Read MoreMusic killed his grandma, okay?
Read MoreElvis sings, smirks and spanks his way through paradise in the wonderfully cheesy 1961 uber-Elvis movie Blue Hawaii.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to revisit Walter Hill’s only pure comedy, 1985’s Brewster’s Millions, a rock solid take on an oft-told tale with a terrific Richard Pryor as a lovable everyman who must spend thirty million dollars in 30 days with nothing to show for it in order to inherit 300 million dollars.
Read MoreJohn Carpenter’s ultra-violent, hyper-profane 1998 vampire western Vampires promised to be badass. Instead it’s merely bad.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to watch and write about the 1996 animated film The Hunchback of Notre Dame, which Disneyfies the shit out of Vincent Hugo’s classic novel yet is still unrelentingly, even perversely grim for a G-rated family cartoon.
Read MoreOne of you beautiful people paid me to experience the beautiful insanity of King Vidor’s 1949 adaptation of The Fountainhead, which turned an unreadable monstrosity of a novel into a gorgeous fever dream of a melodrama.
Read MoreMy patron-funded exploration of the films of disgraced hair metal video vixen continues with Glory Years, a 1987 HBO television series about a trio of reunited buddies wreaking havoc during a wild Las Vegas weekend.
Read MoreMy patron-funded trek through the entirety of the cult animated classic Batman Beyond continues with two episodes dominated by tragic and unexpectedly complicated villains.
Read MoreMy patron-funded jaunt through the films of disgraced Noxzema pitch-woman Rebecca Gayheart continues with a nostalgic look back at the 1997 Tim Robbins/Martin Lawrence mismatched buddy comedy Nothing to Lose.
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