Happy Place — It Turns Out the Naming Rights! Membership Option Was For Real and Someone Is Now Five Hundred Bucks Poorer Presents Nat

In Its Notorious Season Season, Baywatch Nights Shamelessly and Ineptly Ripped Off The X-Files as It Pivoted Nonsensically to Supernatural Mystery

In a desperate bid to stay on the air Baywatch Nights turned into an X-Files clone in its second season.

It did not go well.

The Weirdly Racist, Crazed Crack Melodrama Chains of Gold is Egregiously, Gloriously Terrible Even by John Travolta Standards

Vinnie Barbarino and Blosson’s brother defeat the problem of crack in inner city Miami in Chains of Gold, a ridiculous, casually racist vanity project co-written by Travolta, his only screenwriting credit to date.

The Dwayne Johnson Baywatch Movie is Bewildering, Awful

Baywatch spent thirteen years in Development Hell so that it could give audiences two hours of cinematic Heaven. Nah, it's fucking garbage that won't even make your penis sneeze.

My World Of FlopsNathan RabinApril 14, 2023Dwayne Johnson, Baywatch, masturbation, T&A, My World of Flops, The Rock

The Notorious 2005 Ray Bradbury Adaptation A Sound of Thunder Deserves Its Reputation as One of the Biggest All-Time Flops

I finally tackle one of the biggest all-time flops, Peter Hyams’ disastrous, almost impressively inept 2005 adaptation of Ray Bradbury’s A Sound of Thunder starring a woefully miscast Edward Burns as a Big Deal Scientist and Ben Kingsley as a capitalist anti-Christ with a thick mane of snow-white hair.

Director Paul Schrader and Star Nicolas Cage Encouraged Audiences to Skip Their 2014 Thriller The Dying of the Light But They Didn't Need Any Help in Avoiding His Late-Period Stinkers

Nicolas Cage re-teamed with Bringing Out the Dead screenwriter Paul Schrader for the muddled 2014 psychodrama The Dying of the Light, which sucks in a different way than most of Cage’s vehicles from this period, but it still sucks.

Nicolas Cage's 2015 Political Drama The Runner Sucks in a Different Way Than Cage's Usual Fare But it Still Fucking Sucks

The 2015 political drama The Runner was atypical fare for Nicolas Cage at the time but like many films from this era it fucking sucks and was an unmistakable failure.