Most days I keep terror and desperation at bay, but every once in a while I feel like The Simpsons’ iconic sad sack Gil Gunderson. That is never a good thing.
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If you enjoyed 2008’s “My Year of Flops” you’ll LOVE its late-in-the-game, low-budget, not at all desperate 2019 sequel My Year of Flops II: The Desolation of Smaug coming to a website near you in about two weeks.
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An apology to Millennials from a member of one of the many shitty generations that came before you.
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My big-ass white board betrays that I am old as fuck, and I am okay with that.
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Does a culture that rejects the legacy of Austin Powers out of political correctness deserve to survive? No, it does not.
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It’s the last open thread of the year!
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Prince had a very particular idea about how he wanted his music distributed. Then he died and that all went out the window.
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When you struggle to be heard and understood the way I do, being listened to can be the best feeling in the word.
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What happens when a heartwarming human interest story of uncommon kindness and a homeless dude giving a desperate woman his last twenty dollars becomes a hardboiled true crime yarn about greed and duplicity?
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The death of a Republican ex-President afforded Trump yet another opportunity to prove that he’s both deplorable human garbage and a raging hypocrite.
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