I’d love to be able to lord my own horrible childhood over my sons, but have a little too much respect for them and myself to wade into those murky waters.
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I wanted to introduce my son to the magic of Michael Jackson the same way my father did to me when I was a boy. Then things took a turn.
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Cosby and R. Kelly were too big and too powerful to be held accountable for their horrific transgressions until they weren’t anymore.
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Ever get the feeling that your new therapist is trying to turn you into Batman villain The Joker?
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I went to a show. It was pretty sweet.
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An open letter to Justin Bieber on why he should let me train him for his upcoming MMA fight with Tom Cruise.
DO NOT read if you are not Justin Bieber. I will be checking using computers.
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If you’re going to vote for Joe Biden due to his apparent electability, you might want to take a gander at how safe, electable Democratic candidates have fared over the past forty years.
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Donald Trump is the Benjamin Button of Presidents, regressing mentally each year while his body gets older.
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The joyously child-like, proudly juvenile annual Gathering of the Juggalos infomercial epitomizes the American institution’s infectiously inclusive spirit.
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Get a load of this oily, evil, spineless piece of human garbage!
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