A look back at my surreal time in Santa School in 2015, and how Trump’s cynical weaponization of Christmas and Christianity probably transformed these true believers in the Christmas spirit from nice to naughty.
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Elon Musk may have only recently announced that he’ll be voting Republican but he’s been a Conservative troll in his soul, or what would be his soul, for a very long time.
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If you want to spend twenty-six dollars for cold, bad food, disappointment and heartbreak, I cannot recommend ordering the new Adult Happy Meal from McDonald’s through Uber Eats strongly enough!
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I enjoy my job writing for you beautiful people. But is it a real job?
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I finally have a publicist! And yes, he is a Juggalo.
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You will lose your shit when you see how fucking cute the live-action cinematic dream sequence that inspired Muppet Babies is!
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Matthew Perry, you really ARE a huge piece of shit.
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I should know: I don’t give a shit about anything, and I’m not hip.
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A woman tweeted about spending time with her husband drinking coffee and it somehow enraged the most easily and nonsensically angered people on the internet, and by extension the world.
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Listening to AARP’s red-hot podcast The Perfect Scam had me happy I hadn’t been scammed but then I remembered that I certainly was scammed, big time, by “Sleepy” Joe “Let’s Go Brandon” Biden and the Loony Libs! Or a sleazy debt consolidation company. One of the two.
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